Thursday, December 22, 2011

How to Preserve Children
(Author unknown)
Given by Grammer Hudgens

Take:

1 large grassy field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
a pinch of brook and some small pebbles

Mix the children and dogs well together and put them in the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the field with flowers, spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in a hot sun. When thoroughly browned, remove and set to cool in a bath tub.

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